this guy i know throws this wild crazy party at the end of every school year and he invites literally everyone in our grade and this year i’m gonna call the cops ahead of time to shut it down because i once let him borrow a pencil and he never gave it back
that’s a lot of anger over just 1 pencil.
it was a mechanical pencil
You may proceed
Ballerinas are the most underrated athletes.
GUYS SHE IS SPINNING ON HER TOE.
ALL HER WEIGHT ON HER TOE.
Thank you someone for finally acknowledging this.
People always make ballet seem like such a wimpy, easy sport.
While we are dancing, we have to:
- turn out our feet
- hyper extended our knees
- tuck our buts under
- flatten our stomach
- close your ribcage (to the point where you cant breathe)
- shoulders are down and back
- elbows are lifted
- hands and fingers are soft
- neck is long
- use proper head movements
ALL THIS WHILE STILL IN OUR STARTING POSITIONS NOW DO ALL THAT WHILE MOVING AND LOOKING GORGEOUS. AND EFFORTLESS
You try holding your leg by your head without touching it and turning on the tips of your toes and wooden shoes and tell me ballet isn’t hard.
People always say “don’t be a ballerina” and “don’t be such a pussy”
when really ballerinas and vagina’s are probably the most hardcore things
AND BALLERINAS WITH VAGINA’S ARE JUST STRAIGHT UP METAL
SO DO NOT TELL ME BALLET IS FUCKING EASY AND NOT A REAL SPORT
Most ballerina’s are also known for dancing until their feet bleed, bandaging them up and getting back on with the show.
ballerinas are fucking hardcore ok
hold up a sec guys on the gadriel hate
he was good. he was actually healing sam. he wanted to be forgiven for what he had done long ago.
BUT THEN FUCKING METATRON SHOWS UP.
metatron with his manipulative fucking dick and tricking gadriel to do this and believing that the only way he can get his reputation back, to be loved again, is to join metatron’s side.
so just fuck metatron. fUCK METATRON FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HIM
Rest In Peace Kevin freakin Solo..
NO HE BETTER NOT FUCKING REST IN PEACE HE BETTER FUCKING FUCK SHIT UP IN HEAVEN AND START A MOTHERFUCKING REBELLION IN HEAVEN WITH ELLEN AND JO AND ASH AND PAM AND HE BETTER COME THE FUCK BACK TO LIFE CUZ YOU AINT A FUCKING WINCHESTER TIL YOU DIED AND COME BACK TO LIFE AT LEAST ONCE. KEVIN AIN’T DEAD HE’S THE FUCKING TERMINATIOR YOU KNOW HE’S GONNA BE RIGHT BACK.
I hid all my roommates shoes in the bathroom and he had to go to class barefoot so now he’s really angry at me and he says he’s gonna get revenge
this has gone too far
I guess you could say, revenge is sweet
NOO THIS IS NOT THE TIME FOR CLEVER PUNS NO